Upcoming Releases

 

Blow a Load on This Book by Brian Celio (set to be released in July 2009)

A non-fictional portrayal of Celio's sexually-demented/psychologically-twisted “experiments.” The story takes place everywhere his penis decides to exit his pants, as well as on the internet, using made-up identities, in order to lure them into his improvisational exiperments. His overall struggle is an oscillation between having extraordinary psychological control over them and himself and falling prey to his baser instincts. Halfway through his adventures, Celio begins telling everything to his best friend via email and phone conversations. Once selling him on the idea of turning it into a novel, she ultimately pieces it together and becomes the sane narrator we need for these outrageous, taboo stories.

Wishin’ Wild ‘n’ ‘at by Brian Celio (set to be released in March 2009)

A diverse collection of poems, short stories, vignettes, and quotes. Many of the poems clearly evoke Romanticism, while others are satirical jabs that contain a sense of humor that is distinctly his own.