"Through the eyes of Vincent Vallano, the world is one big illusion, and in the heart of that illusion lies something very evil.  He is willing to sacrifice his sanity just so we can see it, but he’s only doing so to remain in the heart of Ivy Pineda.

While the global system continues to shred and dumb down everything possible,

V goes against the grain to thoroughly detail another portrait of the artist as a young man—

only this time it takes place in the millennium and there’s sex, drugs, Rock ‘n’ Roll,

screwy squirrels, plunderous pigs, suicidal camels,

and many other things that Stephen Dedalus would have never dreamed of..." – James Joyce III

"This book made me really reflect on Satan." – God
 

"This book made me really reflect on God." – Satan
 

"I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I’m an arrogant know-it-all who writes in formulas,

steals from other works, and demands bogus claims be called historical facts.” – Dan Brown
 

"That is NOT hot. Wait---Can he really say I said this?" – Paris Hilton
 

"Yes, so shut it, you stupid spoiled whore." – Trey Parker and Matt Stone
 

After seven years in the making, EXILE Publishing is legally afraid to present...